Amazing Sex Record Holders

Amazing Sex Record Holders

World's Largest Penis – 13.5 in

The official rank of the largest penis belongs to a man measured and documented by Dr. Robert Dickinson in the earlier part of the twentieth century. This record-holding penis was 13.5 inches (34 cm) in length and 6.25 inches (16 cm) in circumference.

But the living owner of the world's biggest human penis is Jonah Falcon. Falcon's 13-5 inch member has been measured for a TV special, making him one of the few guys who can back up his bodily boasts. (Link 1 | Link 2)

 World's Largest Vagina – 19 in

The Largest Vagina most likely belonged to Scottish giantess Anna Swan (1846-1888), a remarkable woman who set a number of records relating to her bulk. Born normally sized, she began growing at a prodigious rate in childhood, finally reaching a maximum height of 7' 8" at age 19. Capitalizing on her huge size, she joined a side show and toured the country, where she met and fell in love with Captain Martin Bates, another giant who measured over 7 feet tall. They wed in 1872, making them the tallest married couple in the world, a record that still stands today. The couple settled down into married life, built a mansion filled with enormous furniture, including an 11' by 7' bed where they consummated their union. On June 18, 1879, she gave birth to the largest baby in history, weighing 26 lbs. and 34 inches in length—so large, in fact, that it became tightly wedged in her capacious tract, only extricated by the use of forceps and belts. The child did not survive the rigors of birth, but a cast was made, still on display at the Cleveland Museum of Health. Generally the largest part of an infant is the head. We know that the tyke's cranium measured about 19 inches (48cm) in circumference, hence we compute the minimum dilation of Swan's passage as 6 inches, or just over 15 cm. That's pretty wide—the normal dilation for childbirth is 10 cm. (Link)

 World's Most Prolific Mother (69 babies)

Feodor Vassilyev (1707-1782), was a peasant from Shuya, Russia. Though not noteworthy himself, his first wife, Valentina Vassilyeva, set the record for most children birthed by a single woman. She gave birth to total of 69 children; however, few other details are known of her life, such as her date of birth or death. She gave birth to 16 pairs of twins, 7 sets of triplets and 4 sets of quadruplets between 1725 and 1765, in a total of 27 births. 67 of the 69 children born survived infancy. The modern world record for giving birth is held by Leontina Albina from San Antonio, Chile. Now in her mid-sixties, she claims to be the mother of 64 children. Of these, 55 are documented. The mother with the greatest number of kids that are not tiwns is Livia Ionce. This Romanian woman, 44, gave birth to her 18th child in Canada in 2008. (Link)

 World's Biggest Distance for a Jet of Semen – 18 ft

Horst Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in (6 m) with a 'substantial' amount of seminal fluid. He also holds the records for the greatest height (12 ft 4in) and the greatest speed of ejaculation, or muzzle velocity, with 42.7mph. (Link)

 World's Oldest Prostitute – 82-year-old

Prostitution is commonly known as the world's oldest profession. Meanwhile police in Tai Pei estimate an 82 -year-old nicknamed "Grandma" to be the oldest living, working prostitute. Chiu went into the business about 40 years ago, after a man she had lived with for two decades died. She stays in the business charging ten or twenty times less than others prostitutes.(Link)

 World's Biggest Orgy – 250 couples

Japan has successfully set a new world record – having 250 men and 250 women consent to have sex in the same place at the same time, completing the world's biggest orgy! The Orgy was held in a warehouse with a professional camera crew taking pictures and recording the entire event. Each sex act and position was choreographed so that couples were simultaneous in their actions. Despite the "orgy" label, the 250 couples (all tested STD-free) featured in the video have sex only with each other and not with any other couple. The entire event is available for purchase on DVD.(Link 1 | Link 2)

 World's Biggest Gang Bang – 919 guys in the same day

Lisa Sparxxx is a noted American pornographic actress. She had sex with 919 guys in a single day, setting a world record. Specifically, it occurred during Eroticon 2004, a Polish convention that celebrates exactly what its title suggests, as part of the Third Annual World Gangbang Championship. This wasn't just some publicity stunt either; the coveted “World Gang Bang Record” had changed “hands” back in 2002 and 2003, when the number reached was 646 and 759, respectively. (Link)

 World's Longest Man Masturbation – 10 hours

A man by the name of Masanobu Sato attended the 2009 World Masturbate-a-thon held by the Center for Sex & Culture in San Francisco and set the world record for longest session by jerking it for 9 hours and 58 minutes. He came all the way from Japan just for the event, armed with a wide variety of sexual aids, and the record he was beating was his own. Last year he set the record with 9 hours and 33 minutes. (Link)

 World's Strongest Vagina - lifts 31 lbs with her vagina

Meet Tatiata Kozhevnikova, the 42-year-old Russian woman with the world's strongest vagina. No, seriously, she broke records to attain that title. Incredibly enough, she lifted 14 kilograms worth of weights-- almost 31 pounds-- to achieve such notoriety. She has been exercising her intimate muscles for fifteen years, and has already made her entrance into the Guinness Book of Records as the possessor of the world's strongest vagina. “After I had a child, my intimate muscles got unbelievably weak. I read books on Dao and learned that ancient women used to deal with this problem using wooden balls,” she said.

 World's Oldest Father – 90-year-old

The world's oldest father has done it again, fathering a child for at least the 21st time, at the age of 90. Indian farmer Nanu Ram Jogi, who is married to his fourth wife, boasts he does not want to stop, and plans to continue producing children until he is 100. Mr Jogi admits he is not certain how many children his series of four wives have borne him - but counts at least 12 sons and nine daughters and 20 grandchildren.

Sex Tricks of Bad and Good Girls

Bad girls are legendary - a guy who's been with one practically passes out from bliss when he talks about his experience. You might be thinking "who, me? Be a bad girl?" But any woman who wants to, can wake up her hibernating vixen...and have a damn good time doing it! 
See, bed-devil status is about a fearless attitude, not how much sexual experience you have or whether you wear leather. "Guys dig when women are unbridled and uninhibited, push their own boundaries, break the rules, and ask for what they want," says Barbara Keesling, Ph.D., author of The Good Girl's Guide to Bad Girl Sex. So we boiled down the naughty qualities that make some women stand out, then came up with six audacious ideas for putting them into play. These tips and tricks will forever crank up the heat in your sex life.

While you’re probably eager to meet the bad girl inside, you may not be exactly sure where to start. If you think you can handle the heat, try one of these no-holds-barred ways to get very dirty.

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Be the boss in bed tonight
Don’t wait for him to initiate sex, don’t suggest it yourself either, just pounce on him girl! You know it takes men less than 30 seconds to get turned on. Once he’s hard and hot, a wickedly sexy woman knows exactly how to exploit the power she has over him. Tell your guy to lie down on the bed, then use handcuffs, scarves, or a necktie to tether his hands together so he can’t touch you. (If you’re not game to use real restraints, you can simply hold his hands over his head.) Next, “you want to torture him playfully with your teasing” says sex expert Candida Royalle, author of How to Tell a Naked Man What to Do. “Slowly kiss your way down his torso, and just as you get to his pelvis, move back up to his ears and neck.”

As you tantalise him and he strains to touch you, ask him to tell you why he wants you so bad, explaining that you won’t let him free until he convinces you. Once he’s pleaded his case, release his hands, roll onto your back, and allow him to take over. After building up the erotic anticipation, it’ll be like setting a windup toy loose on your body...and hearing him describe how hot you are will turbocharge your experience too.

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Slip into a naughty costume
To infuse your sex sessions with more attitude, sometimes all it takes is looking the part of a true temptress. “One of the ways a woman can really show off her sexuality is by playing up different sides of her erotic personality,” explains Jamye Waxman, author of Getting Off.

If you’re feeling like a flirty, girlie tease, put on a white cotton undie set or pale pink lingerie and pull your hair into a ponytail, or don a schoolgirl-like plaid miniskirt with an oxford shirt tied above your navel. To become an X-rated seductress, wear something red or black in sheer fabric or lace, then add crimson lipstick and paint your nails. “Outfits not only help you get in the moment, they also give him a visual turn-on and inspiration,” adds Waxman. However in all this costume play, don’t put on something that’ll take more than a minute (at the max) to come off. You don’t want him tugging at your clothes all night! Just standing there in your flimsy finest may be enough, but a few teasing lines will definitely get the ball rolling. When playing the innocent card, say it’s your first time, and ask him what you should do. As a seductress, whisper all the different ways and places you want to touch him.

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Learn to talk dirty
Moans and sighs (Oh! Oh!) are easy. It’s the dirty dialogue that really puts a triple-X stamp on your sex sessions. “Talking dirty heightens the whole experience, keeps you both present, and turns you on even more,” says Royalle. “Plus, men actually like being told what to do in bed because it helps them get it right.”

First tell him how freakin’ good he feels. (Tongue-tied? Try no-fail lines like “You feel so/You make me [adjective]”; “I love it when you [verb] my [body part].”) Then you’re set to show him the way to send you soaring, with something like, “oooh, almost there. I need your [noun] on my [body part], just like this”.

If you’ve got dirtier ones, go ahead and yes, keep the moans as filler

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Watch yourselves having sex
Body confidence and carnal curiosity are key traits of a sex goddess, and both are on full display when you make a sex tape.

“Seeing yourselves midact gives you a voyeuristic thrill, almost as though you’re peeping into your own bedroom. It feels taboo,” explains Royalle. “You also get to see how your partner is responding and how you look when you’re getting off.”

If you’re worried about being a part of a sex tape scandal, skip the tape and just hook the video camera directly up to a television in your bedroom−without recording−and watch yourselves while you’re going at it.

Since missionary doesn’t exactly make for good TV, get into racier positions where you’re facing the camera. Go for doggie-style so you can both see the action or girl-on-top so you can watch exactly how you move. And definitely get close shots exchanging oral sex so you can see the orgasmic effect you have on each other. Seriously, it can’t get more turning on when there’s two of you and two of him!

A BAD GIRL: a. She’ll strip seductively and insist on leaving the lights on. b. She actively suggests new erotic adventures c. Entertains herself with dirty thoughts throughout the day. d. Touches herself in front of her partner so he can see just how it’s done. e. Knows her way around a man’s member, his jewels, and all the surrounding areas. f. Initiates sex, whenever, wherever. The mood can strike when she least expects it. g. Lets him know in detail what’s making her feel so good so he knows exactly what to do again next time.

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Summon his buried bad boy
Bad girls are known to capture a few prisoners in the sack, but a bold bedroom chick also enjoys enacting her own fantasies, shame-free. And one of women’s top fantasies is to be taken. “It’s a turn-on to feel like he wants you so bad, he just can’t help himself,” explains Keesling. “Plus, when he’s being aggressive, you have to fully give up the reins, which can help you be even more in the here and now.” And besides, it’s no fun if your passion or drive is not reciprocated, in other words, let him do some hard work too, sit back, give instructions, and feel the pleasure! Instruct your guy to hide behind the door and “surprise” you by taking charge when you get home one night. He can either have his way with you right in the foyer, on the kitchen slab, or even pull you into the bedroom. Let him know that you’re in the mood but want him to conquer you, caveman-style, even if it means playfully wrestling you to the bed as you try to slip out of his grasp.


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Give him a jolt
Breaking out of your touch-here-thenlick-there routine adds a lusty layer to the erotic experience. And fearless sexual playmates know that unexpectedly intense sexual maneuvers are even more exciting. "A forceful touch snaps your guy into the moment and heightens every sensation that follows," says Royalle. "The spontaneity also keeps him anticipating each touch, magnifying his excitement."

Plus, the implied roughness invites him to tap in to his primal, wild sexual self. Grip his butt hard while in missionary, scratch his chest and the sides of his torso while in girl-on-top, or yank his head toward you to give him a passionate, damn-straight kind of kiss. If those moves elicit an excited response, firmly spank his butt, lightly bite his shoulder, or tug his hair in the act, you devilish thing.

A GOOD-IN-BED GIRL: a. Shows off her naked body. b. Agrees to try new between-the-sheets moves when her guy asks. c. Touches herself. d. Has saucy thoughts when it’s time to hit the sack with her guy. e. Knows her way around a man’s member. Says yes to sex, whenever, wherever. Lets him know with her moans and sighs how much she likes it.

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What a Man Thinks During Sex

There's a reason women assume the male brain checks out the second your bra comes off: Guys never really talk about sex — at least, not in a serious way. "Most men don't even tell their closest friends, much less their girlfriend, about their sexual thoughts," says New York sex counselor Eric Garrison, author ofMastering Multiple-Position Sex. "Unlike women, men aren't natural communicators and are even less likely to confess something intimate or embarrassing."

But knowing what's on his mind can give you a serious advantage because you'll understand him better, leading to more connected sex. It took some effort, but we got dozens of real men to give up the goods.

Boobs, Boobs, Boobs"Once I start seeing parts of a girl I hadn't seen before, like her breasts, I get really excited. It's like a whole new adventure—something only a few other guys have seen." 
— Eric, 24
"When I go to unhook her bra, it's just, let's get this done with one hand on the first try. I don't want to slow the roll because of technical difficulties." 
— Ian, 23

"If she has a nice rack, I'm thinking about getting her on top of me so I can watch those babies bounce." 
— Richard, 19

"When I see that those giant breasts she had really came from a push-up bra, it's a huge disappointment." 
— Allan, 28

"The first thing I'm doing when I see a girl naked is comparing her chest and butt to other girls I've been with. Early on, I made the mistake of telling someone this, which didn't end well." 
— David, 23

"If we get down to it and her clothes are off and she's wearing some lacy stuff, it turns me on because I figure this girl was ready to go the second she woke up."
— Dan, 22

"When I was single and I first got a girl's top off, I'd think about how firm her boobs were and how nice her nipples looked and what it would be like to suck on them. Now that I'm engaged, I get the bra off and I'm pretty much thinking, Hmm, I wonder if there's a poker tournament at the dog track tonight?" 
— Jay, 27

South of the Border
"When you reach in a girl's pants, it's like an exploratory thing: You're reaching around, hoping you don't feel anything weird. And if I am in there and feel some kind of bump or something, I'm like, excuse me, but what the hell is that?" 
— Jeremy, 27
"When her panties come off and I see she's completely shaved, all I'm thinking about is going down on her." 
— Shawn, 22

"To me, wild and untamed just screams ‘I don't care what you think.' And who wants to be with someone who doesn't care what they think?"
— Doug, 30

"I always feel bad when I go to touch a girl and she's not wet. I‘m thinking she is probably self-conscious about it. There's always the possibility I'm not pushing the right buttons, but I wouldn't be in the position I am in if I weren't, right?" 
— Kirk, 22 

"I wage this never-ending battle to figure out where her clitoris is: Is it this thing? No, that's a fold of skin. What about this? No, that's a different fold of skin. Oh, there it is. Okay, yeah. You like that? Shoot. Lost it. Where was that thing again?"  
— Torrey, 26
Giving and Receiving
"Tugging hard and fast on my penis is not going to get me off. It's fun when you touch it, but just relax. I'm making a concentrated effort not to come at that point, so trying to stimulate my private-time activities isn't helping."
— Matt, 28

"I don't know why, but I really like it when a girl gets down to penis level and inspects it. She plays with it like it's a new gift on Christmas morning." 
— Alex, 26
"My ex-girlfriend wouldn't have sex, and she gave me so many blow jobs that it would take a Flowbee to get me off orally now. So when a girl is going down on me, I think, Gee, it'll be embarrassing if I go limp, won't it?" 
— Mike, 27
"I love going down on girls, so whenever a girl doesn't want me to go down on her, it freaks me out. I mean, who doesn't want oral? They'll say ‘I'm just not into it,' but all I hear is that either it smells or there's something ugly-looking down there. It totally takes me out of my zone." 
— Trevor, 26

"If she's really into giving me head, I'm already thinking about how crazy sex is going to get. If she's timid, I'm thinking about how to get her to skip it without hurting her feelings."
— Danny, 27

"There's a lot of pressure with oral. Honestly, I think I have to make her come or I've failed as a man." 
— Matt, 30